The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.5
Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve had in awhile, so clearly Simon Cowell’s moobs are your muse and we should devote 90% of the site to them. Well, consider your message received. To man-titties and beyond! – The Mooberficial Click Here [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.4
After being forced to endure mind-numbing family conversation after mind-numbing family conversation with no discernible point or end in sight and learning that public schools are nothing but goddamn germ factories that turn your children into Typhoid Marys – *hacks 3/4ths of lung into wastebasket, wonders when Cuba Gooding Jr. and Dustin Hoffman are going [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 52
Welcome to the 52nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of random you guys have ever shat out. While “society” might tell you that the a massive knowledge of pop culture trivia won’t get you job or laid or the love and respect of your parents, [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 51
Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I’m kidding, I just laugh and go, “Haha! It’s true. Christina Aguilera IS fat.” It’s all very intellectual. [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 50
View the Gallery / 19 Photos » Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the horrible/hilarious/questionably racist shit you people say in the comments. It also marks an entire year since I held my breath and [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49
Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 46
Welcome to the 46th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The pickin’s are a tad slim which isn’t surprising considering the only things even remotely exciting this week were the Emmys (Which this delightful bastard above owned.), and Lindsay Lohan confirming exactly everything you’ve always suspected of her. Oh, and Chaz [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45
Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD’s hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it’s mythical blade [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 44
Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions – and a sweet meme – that [...]
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 43
Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she’s a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work in [...]