So You Think You Can Dance Results: Who’s Out? Who’s Still In?

I was expecting that the voting process would shift from the judges to America, but this season Nigel, Mary, and Neil Patrick Harris continued the eliminations. This is definitely giving a buffer zone to the talented dancers that have fewer fans on So You Think You Can Dance. So who survived to dance another week? [...]

Larry Birkhead: Still Exploiting Death of Anna Nicole Smith, Cuteness of Daughter

Larry Birkhead has done everything he can to remind the world that Anna Nicole Smith is dead and he’s a single father. The douchebag of a photographer has worn a t-shirt bearing Smith’s likeness, and posed for tabloid photos by her grave. Yes, he really did this. But there’s one person who hasn’t fully received [...]

Randy Jackson is Still on American Idol

  Figured that was the easiest way to start this post. In the past 12 hours huge shake-ups have occurred on American Idol in case you hadn’t noticed from all the screaming and gnashing of teeth. Ellen DeGeneres quit and now Kara DioGuardi has been fired to make way for an almost entirely new three [...]

There Are Still Nipples On The Site, Folks

Because, understandably, no one read the text of yesterday’s Danielle Staub post, there’s been some confusion as to whether there’s still NSFW pics on the site. Let me clear that up for you: FUCK. YES. THERE. ARE. And to demonstrate here’s the just-released uncensored stills from Danielle Staub Raw. I hate to use this chick [...]

Adrianne Curry is still playing dress-up

Adrianne Curry continues her Twitter quest to dress up as a slutty version of every sci-fi character imaginable, so here she is as Leeloo from The Fifth Element if Leeloo had implants and the netting from my neighbor’s truck… …read full story View full post on The Superficial – Because You’re Ugly

Tila Tequila still has nipples

Tila Tequila performed her new single “I Fucked the DJ” last night at Greenhouse in New York and it looks like she’s done pretending to adopt children to appease the ghost of Casey Johnson who talks to her at… …read full story View full post on The Superficial – Because You’re Ugly

Angelina Jolie is Still Awesome

Angelina Jolie cannot help herself. This is just what she does. Being a famous actress and raising a half dozen kids isn’t enough. She spends remarkable amounts of time and money trying to make the world a better place. Today’s example of her good deeds? The UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador started up a school for refugee [...]

Brad Pitt still loves a part of Angelina

Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won’t Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. Love, The Superficial… …read full story View full post on The Superficial – Because You’re Ugly