Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its
Shortly before Demi Moore somehow found herself in the hospital after sucking back whip-its and K2 Spice on a stomach full of nothing but Red Bulls, Bruce Willis reportedly urged her to go to rehab. So just assume that conversation involved both of their daughters looking like the goddamn Elephant Man so they’ve been through [...]
Chaz Bono: Saving Up For a Penis
Dancing With the Stars alumnus Chaz Bono is saving up the money to make his gender transformation that much more official. Yes, we’re talking about a penis transplant. Chaz tells Rolling Stone that he will pursue a metoidioplasty. If you haven’t stopped reading yet, he describes this as “a procedure that uses what you already [...]
Brett Favre’s Penis Strikes Again
Two former massage therapists for the New York Jets, Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole, have filed a sexual harassment against Brett Favre, the Jets and Lisa Ripi, who’s hired massage therapists for the team for over thirteen years. Apparently Brett wasn’t saving his text love for just Jenn Sterger and was trying to spreading [...]
Penis: It’s What’s For Dinner.
Fresh from her stint in the drunk tank on Friday, Snooki spent the rest of her weekend relaxing with friends and publicly eating a penis lollipop from a sex shop because people do that. 99.9% of the time I will swear on my illegitimate children’s lives that reality TV is scripted, but I genuinely [...]
Lady GaGa definitely doesn’t have a penis
Here’s Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she’s an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn’t do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN… …read full story View full post on The Superficial – Because You’re Ugly