So ALF’s a Racist and Other News

  – ALF was Mel Gibson the whole time. – Sarah Palin’s reality show greenlit for season two which means guess who never had any intentions of running for president. – Spider-Man: The Musical is going to kill somebody. – Ryan Gosling isn’t banging Blake Lively. That’s how I’m reading this. – Tamara Mellon Read [...]

Eric Northman is a Bitch and Other News

  – An explanation for this photo. – Aretha Franklin has cancer. Possibly pancreatic. Not good. – Oprah is not a lesbian unless Stedman’s been Gayle King in disguise. – Kirsten Dunst thinks she’s having a comeback. – Eva Mendes’ ass doesn’t get enough credit. – Irina Shayk continues to appear Read More … View [...]

It’s Been Way Too Long Without Kelly Brook and Other News

  – The True Blood Rolling Stone cover – minus Anna Paquin. – Justin Bieber and Kanye West are collaborating now thanks to their random-ass Twitter conversation. – Drew Barrymore stole Mary Kate Olsen’s hair. – Alessandra Ambrosio in bikini bottoms. – Iron Maiden drops three grand on Slippery Nipples. – Christina Ricci’s Read More [...]

Breaking Fake News: Angelina to Help Jen Adopt!

Celebrity gossip tabloids, like everything else, run the gamut in terms of quality. It’s all sensationalistic and scandalous, but some sources actually tell the truth too! The following report did not originate from one of those sources. Lowering the bar further than we ever dreamed possible, NW (whatever that is) provides this new twist on [...]