Jasmine Waltz is Ready For Her Close-Up, Mr. Bay and Other News
Posted by Photo Boy – Heidi Fleiss is pimping parrots now. No, seriously. – JLo couldn’t handle the Havoc Staff. (You’re welcome, nerds.) – Colin Firth and Orlando Bloom are classy southern gentleman. – Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell: Bikini Showdown. – And Victoria Silvstedt strangely not wearing one. Cleavage still included. Read More [...]
Everybody Loves Bieber and Other News
– Sunday Rose is dressing Nicole Kidman now. How very Katie Holmes-esque. – Nancy Grace wants to throw the book at Lindsay Lohan. – Alex Pettyfer and his abs are worth it, say people with vaginas. – JWoww has no fucking clue. – Paula Abdul in a see-through shirt. Finally! – Miley Read More [...]
Sideshow Rihanna and Other News
(I bet you haven’t heard that comparison today. The Superficial: Original. Yellow. Different.) – Justin Timberlake teaches Amanda Seyfried how to respond to Jessica Biel bursting into a hotel room. – George Clooney has malaria. Neat. – Cameron Diaz bought weed from Snoop Dogg in high school. Oh, what, ’cause he’s black? – Will [...]
So ALF’s a Racist and Other News
– ALF was Mel Gibson the whole time. – Sarah Palin’s reality show greenlit for season two which means guess who never had any intentions of running for president. – Spider-Man: The Musical is going to kill somebody. – Ryan Gosling isn’t banging Blake Lively. That’s how I’m reading this. – Tamara Mellon Read [...]
Eric Northman is a Bitch and Other News
– An explanation for this photo. – Aretha Franklin has cancer. Possibly pancreatic. Not good. – Oprah is not a lesbian unless Stedman’s been Gayle King in disguise. – Kirsten Dunst thinks she’s having a comeback. – Eva Mendes’ ass doesn’t get enough credit. – Irina Shayk continues to appear Read More … View [...]
It’s Been Way Too Long Without Kelly Brook and Other News
– The True Blood Rolling Stone cover – minus Anna Paquin. – Justin Bieber and Kanye West are collaborating now thanks to their random-ass Twitter conversation. – Drew Barrymore stole Mary Kate Olsen’s hair. – Alessandra Ambrosio in bikini bottoms. – Iron Maiden drops three grand on Slippery Nipples. – Christina Ricci’s Read More [...]
Breaking Fake News: Angelina to Help Jen Adopt!
Celebrity gossip tabloids, like everything else, run the gamut in terms of quality. It’s all sensationalistic and scandalous, but some sources actually tell the truth too! The following report did not originate from one of those sources. Lowering the bar further than we ever dreamed possible, NW (whatever that is) provides this new twist on [...]
Teresa Giudice in a Bikini and Other News
– Teresa Guidice loves her fake tits. – Elena Kagan asked about Twilight during SCOTUS confirmation hearing. Now, Canada, now! While Eclipse fever is at its peak! – Dolly Parton is a national treasure. – Wonder Woman doesn’t show everyone her underwear anymore? *picks up phone* Hello, Al Qaeda? Congrats on Read More … [...]
Paris Hilton sets her hair to ‘Spread Herpes’ and other news
- Comedy Central caves to terrorists. [PopEater] – Jennifer Lopez asked about Jennifer Garner on the red carpet. [Lainey Gossip] – Naomi Campbell almost claims another life. [Dlisted] – Mischa Barton can’t even open a car door. [DrunkenStepfather: S …read full story View full post on The Superficial – Because You’re Ugly
Sofia Vergara is cleavagey and other news
- James Cameron deems himself worthy of a Sacha Baron Cohen joke. [PopEater] – Brangelina is somehow using this art museum to have sex with Johnny Depp. I can feel it. [Lainey Gossip] – Dakota Fanning singing “Cherry Bomb”… …read full story View full post on The Superficial – Because You’re Ugly