Michael Lohan Charged With All Sorts of Crimes
THG’s favorite middle-aged miscreant, Michael Lohan, has officially been charged in connection with his two recent arrests involving his ex Kate Major. If convicted, he faces up to four years behind bars. Lohan was arrested twice in as many days last month, first for allegedly attacking Major in her apartment, then for allegedly violating a [...]
Happy 25th Birthday, Lindsay Lohan!
The newly-free Lindsay Lohan went out for dinner in Malibu to celebrate her birthday last night. This outing was notable because it marked her first birthday and lawful venture out of the house in some time! Here’s the actress, 25 going on 37 … Passing on any sort of wild party, but still making sure [...]
Lindsay Lohan: I’m Clean … For Life!
No booze, no drugs, no shoplifting, no court dates. Never, ever again. That’s what Lindsay Lohan claims is her plan for life, telling friends she’s not just serious about cleaning up her act short-term, but for good. No exceptions. Please, try to stifle your laughter at least a little bit … Sources close to Lindsay [...]
Lindsay Lohan to Serve Jail Time Under Home Confinement?
Despite reports that Lindsay Lohan will plead no contest to theft, the star may be poised to avoid going to jail entirely, according to new reports. Here’s the deal. By pleading no contest to misdemeanor theft, it’s likely LiLo won’t see an uptick in her 120-day sentence for violating probation. If that takes pace, once [...]
Michael Lohan Sold Nude Photos of Kate Major (Allegedly)
Because there’s no better way to say “Sorry for kicking you in the face,” Michael Lohan has allegedly been shopping around nude photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major (above) which she tells Popeater were taken without her knowledge. More importantly, I did not add the Charlie Tuna on the third pic, so don’t expect [...]
UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan: 90 Days in Jail
I literally stopped paying attention to this whole thing because I expected to hear, “Lindsay Lohan Given 85th Chance to be a Fucking Idiot Again,” but apparently the California Legal System decided to show up today and slap Lindsay with a 90-day jail sentence. Does anyone have any fireworks left over? TMZ reports: Judge [...]
Alcohol Education Coordinator: Lindsay Lohan Rules!
Looks like Lindsay Lohan is in compliance with her alcohol education course … at least according to a letter sent by program officials to the judge in her DUI case. According to the letter from Right On Programs, Lindsay “attends regularly and consistently” and “is positive and receptive to ideas regarding lifestyle changes.” The program [...]
Lindsay Lohan to Host Nightclub Bash
Once the star of movies and a of music that wasn’t entirely unpopular, Lindsay Lohan is now the star of celebrity gossip sites and that’s pretty much it. Seriously, in 2010, she’s had zero work, unless you count car crashes, fights with SamRo, being outed as a celebrity hoarder or posing like Jesus Christ. At [...]