Happy 25th Birthday, Lindsay Lohan!
The newly-free Lindsay Lohan went out for dinner in Malibu to celebrate her birthday last night. This outing was notable because it marked her first birthday and lawful venture out of the house in some time! Here’s the actress, 25 going on 37 … Passing on any sort of wild party, but still making sure [...]
Happy 21st Birthday, Kristen Stewart!
OMG. It’s Kristen Stewart’s birthday today – her 21st no less! The Los Angeles native racked up an impressive number of film and TV credits before 2008, but it was then that Twilight launched her into mega-stardom. She’s come a long way since those early brooding, awkward days. Okay, those days are still here, but [...]
Happy New Year!
So, one of two things need to happen here: 1. She stays her in there permanently. 2. We inform the entire Middle East this machine is how the Great Satan derives its power. (Which if they’re reading, is true along with a warm infidel-y center. Allahu Akbar.) I’m cool either way. Back on Monday. [...]
Happy Holidays!
Alright, folks, it’s been a magical week of pulling posts out of my ass, but alas, all good things must come to an end. So with that, I leave you with an entire gallery of Katy Perry’s holiday-themed decolletage which I’ve been saving for just this occasion. And also because I might’ve gone a [...]