Jennifer Aniston Taking “Pregnant” Pause From Acting?
Jennifer Aniston is reportedly cutting back on her acting schedule amid the latest round of rumors that – you guessed it – the 42-year-old is pregnant. The actress, who is dating Justin Theroux, has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future, according to the UK’s Daily Mail. She is still [...]
Happy Holidays From The Superficial
“Your children drove me to this.” Roughly 300 AD, it was decided that a sequel to the Old Testament would be shekels in the camels because early Mesopotamia was a lot like modern Hollywood right down to the boy love and rampant golden showering of whores. So a group of writers got together and hashed [...]
This Week in Fashion – Colors for Spring, Looks from Modern Family, How to find amazing fur vests, and Kim K’s new braids
This week is the premiere of This Week in Fashion with hosts Blair Late, Chelsea Cannell, and Samantha Gutstadt. They discuss trendy topics like Kim Kardashian’s new braids, Bryce Dallas Howard for Kate Spade, and Spring colors for 2011. Plus they rate fashion winners and losers like Emmy Rosum, Rihanna, and Jwoww. They show you [...]
Miley Cyrus Bikini Photos From Brazil
For the Lord doth heard my cries and madeth this day raineth over with bikinis, here’s Miley Cyrus vacationing in Rio today where she was forced to take bikini photos of Tish which explains all the salvia smoking and rampant vagina diddling. If my mom made me take bikini pictures of her, Navy SEALs [...]
From Goddiva’s Browsers to Yours: the Top 10 Fashion Websites
We love search engines, but they run on algorithms, not creative juices. It’s never okay to wear a white tie with a frilled shirt, but try asking a search engine this, and it would only send you to sites that will sell you a frilled shirt or a tie, if not both. This is where [...]